18/12./11
So im fat we have established that, but just cause im fat dont mean i aint fussy and creative. My lovely bf as come to accept me for the person i am flaws, quirks and all and unfortunatly for him my cooking. I have never been the greatest cook in the world im sure my 3 beautiful blonde slim sisters will testify to that, as in school i bought home disaster after disaster. But i keep on trying cause thats the type of girl i am, i just wont give up. Now for a fat person i am extremly fussy about what goes in my mouth, im sure everyone thinks that fat people just shovel everything they can find into their mouths but we dont! well except for chocolate cause lets face it if it as a shiny wrapper its gonna taste good! Take one paticular evening when i decided to cook me and the bf a lovely healthy meal of chicken rice and peas. Problem number one i didnt have no peas, but im a genious i just added onion (red onion cause im posh) Problem number two i have a paranonia about food poisoning to the point where i ignore guidelines and cook till i think it is ready, the chicken is cut into the tiniest pieces possible to check for blood, pinkness or just general bits that look at me funny, and viola we have a meal, except while fannying about with the chicken i left the rice in too long and it turned to a gooey, starchy mess :(
But im the kind of person that likes to mae people happy and when a few weeks later my bf mentioned he fancied a shepherds pie i decided a shepherds pie he was going to get! mince fried? check! veggies in? check! Potatoes peeled? NO check i didnt have no potatoes! so i used waffles after all they are waffly versatile, added a few onion rings for flavour and some cheese for colour, i know i know its not nutrious and my bf was none too impressed either caliming it looked like a manhole cover and declaring from that day forward he was going cook. So thats where we are now, he cooks i eat :)
So i hope i have expelled another myth, us fatties are not always in the kitchen, we are not always in the shop buying food , no we can often be found at the table checking our food like scientists for that little but too much carbs, a slice of fat that hasnt been trimmed and maing sure we even have the right type of vegetables. Yes i am a over eater but maybe im also a very clever person that enjoys having her dinner served and cooked for her by her gorgeous boyfriend ;) xx
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